The Beauty of a Crush...

See, a crush hits you like an unexpected fat wave of emotion, that's the best way I could attempt to describe it as.
One minute you think that there is nothing you'd want in your life more than to have things go back to the way they used to be, the next you're falling over you own shoes into cups and plates over a new face.
It's funny really, the way we human beings were made to be. Just when the world looks like all is lost...you just suddenly find yourself looking forward to somebody else's attention! And the best part of everything is you don't feel any ounce of guilt!!!
A sudden burst of happiness erupts in your tummy every time you get an email, text message or call...you can't seem to keep a straight face every time he says something- it doesn't have to be well thought out or planned, you don't care what you're doing; its just gatta include the two of you...

Her Royal Naughtiness...

It sure is hard trying to live up to perfection every single day, but then again its also a lot harder trying to live up to Somebody Else's standards everyday too! So the way I see it, either way...it sure is hard. Well, before I bore my reader with my own mind-twisting questions and complaints, I just thought it'd be neat if I threw a few of the Royal Naughtiness Trademark Not-So-Secret Secrets at you...

1. Get Drunk Fast: And hell, those who have seen me in action know for sure that unlike all them other lil gurlies in the bar, I'm probably going to have to drink a whole damn bottle to get high. But the whole point Here is not how much I drink, its the fact that I do get high and pretty damn fast. I'm not one for dilly-dally-ing and besides, its soo much more fun when you can't remember! Hahahaha.

2. Be Unpredictable: One minute Im a guys worst enemy, the next I'm the kind of girl you want to marry and the next, I'm holier than thou. Lol. One minute you see me, next you don't. One minute I know you, the next I don't. One minute I'm kind the next I'm not. You get the drill, don't you? Never let the world know what you're hand looks like, always have an Ace up your sleeve.

3. Don't Dwell: On anything for that matter. Never a poor grade, a fabulous grade, a lost friend, a gained one...a broken nail, a perfect manicure, a favourite song, a pet peeve...don't even dwell on things you know you should be dwelling on (like that horribly embarrassing night in Club you got sooo drunk you fell down a flight of stairs) , always look out for something new to throw your attention at. That way, you're always on top of things, on top of fashion, on top of perfume, hangouts, boyfriends, emotions hairstyles...name it. You've aced it already.

4. Multi-Task: There is nothing more signatory about a Royal Naughtiness Wanna-be than their ability to multi-task. C, all those in the Kingdom of the Naughty were blessed with being able to engage themselves in a deep conversation via MSN/Yahoo!/Google Chat (or all for that matter), council a loved one over the fone, finish a report due at Lunch, and find some extra seconds to scribble something down on her blog for the public to read, not mention proof-reading a document meant for her bosses appraisal that's needed right away!

5. Make It Look Easy: Only God knows how hard it is to be you, but the world doesn't have to know! Never pout, frown, whine or cry in front of the world; always wear a pleasant face and look like the world is nothing but a big party and the drinks are on the house!

I'm one for writing, but I've just noticed that I'm giving you real tips here! Initially I had started out with the plan to come up with something unconventional and funny, but it seems I'm getting pretty serious here. Well, there you have them, those five should work for you out there. Until next time!!!!!

Naughty Nali

A Whole New World!!!

It almost feels like I have been reborn under a whole entire new light. All that was depressing before has suddeny lifted and my spirit doenst feels so heavy anymore. Its moments like these that we as human beings must take avantage of to sit back, kick off our shoes, relax and exhale...Life is good...because the fact of the matter is it is good!

-Naughty-

Underwear!

Often not a topic talked about in the earshot of anywhere public, underwear seems to play a big role in almost every part of our day to day lives. Believe it or not, I’m telling you the absolute truth.

Take for instance, a girl (of any age). Ever noticed how there are just those days that she might just stroll into her office early/classroom/where ever one morning, a grin plastered on her face, a swing in her hips (that’s NOT natural) and a secret dancing in her eyes? No need to scratch your head anymore, it’s her underwear giving her that extra boost. So under whatever she seems to be wearing, her bum is probably snuggly laced in a silky French panty or let loose in a hot thong.

This goes for guys (of any age) too. It just never goes without notice the day your boss/teacher/boyfriend swaggers into meet you. The mistakably wide stance taken, extra bounce in his step and puffed out chest definitely mean that somebody’s got enough space around there for the package. And it gets worse, almost all the time they always feel invincible.

As for married couples (including the old ones) the mere choice of underwear can determine whether or not there will be a bout of hot passionate sex or warm cocoa and a good book later on. Might I add, this goes for both sexes. Much to my dismay, I’ve come across very many guys who think the sexy nice clean underwear is a determining factor only for their female partners…they never think about the things that run through our minds huh? While they enjoy the thought of peeling off a lacy whatever we are wearing, we too enjoy a fancy little wrapper on our packages too. It makes all the difference trust me.

This whole underwear issue even goes as far back as those icky toddler days we all conveniently forget once we get to the age of 10. Let me refresh your memory a bit. From nappies you were put into diapers. It was then your aim for the next couple of years to get out of those baggy heavy looking things in a Big Boy/Girl pair of panties so you could prove to the world that you had what it took to were grown up. I’m telling you, that is when the whole underwear thing truly started. Think about it.