Her Royal Naughtiness...

It sure is hard trying to live up to perfection every single day, but then again its also a lot harder trying to live up to Somebody Else's standards everyday too! So the way I see it, either way...it sure is hard. Well, before I bore my reader with my own mind-twisting questions and complaints, I just thought it'd be neat if I threw a few of the Royal Naughtiness Trademark Not-So-Secret Secrets at you...

1. Get Drunk Fast: And hell, those who have seen me in action know for sure that unlike all them other lil gurlies in the bar, I'm probably going to have to drink a whole damn bottle to get high. But the whole point Here is not how much I drink, its the fact that I do get high and pretty damn fast. I'm not one for dilly-dally-ing and besides, its soo much more fun when you can't remember! Hahahaha.

2. Be Unpredictable: One minute Im a guys worst enemy, the next I'm the kind of girl you want to marry and the next, I'm holier than thou. Lol. One minute you see me, next you don't. One minute I know you, the next I don't. One minute I'm kind the next I'm not. You get the drill, don't you? Never let the world know what you're hand looks like, always have an Ace up your sleeve.

3. Don't Dwell: On anything for that matter. Never a poor grade, a fabulous grade, a lost friend, a gained one...a broken nail, a perfect manicure, a favourite song, a pet peeve...don't even dwell on things you know you should be dwelling on (like that horribly embarrassing night in Club you got sooo drunk you fell down a flight of stairs) , always look out for something new to throw your attention at. That way, you're always on top of things, on top of fashion, on top of perfume, hangouts, boyfriends, emotions hairstyles...name it. You've aced it already.

4. Multi-Task: There is nothing more signatory about a Royal Naughtiness Wanna-be than their ability to multi-task. C, all those in the Kingdom of the Naughty were blessed with being able to engage themselves in a deep conversation via MSN/Yahoo!/Google Chat (or all for that matter), council a loved one over the fone, finish a report due at Lunch, and find some extra seconds to scribble something down on her blog for the public to read, not mention proof-reading a document meant for her bosses appraisal that's needed right away!

5. Make It Look Easy: Only God knows how hard it is to be you, but the world doesn't have to know! Never pout, frown, whine or cry in front of the world; always wear a pleasant face and look like the world is nothing but a big party and the drinks are on the house!

I'm one for writing, but I've just noticed that I'm giving you real tips here! Initially I had started out with the plan to come up with something unconventional and funny, but it seems I'm getting pretty serious here. Well, there you have them, those five should work for you out there. Until next time!!!!!

Naughty Nali